and I'm so, so ready to hang up.

[insiding]

"Hey, uh, you've reached Dan Humphrey. I'm not here right now, I'm busy - on an empty planet or I'm away from the free phone I've been given, I didn't hear it, as well as a myriad of other reasons why I might not be here right now including the giant worshiping elephant in the room. Leave a message at the beep. If there's a beep. Maybe they don't have beeps here. Maybe they have moans or, or 'oh baby, oh baby's.' And now I want to call myself. But, I digress. Summing up, Dan Humphrey, not here."

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how have you been settling in?

creepy action.

[poppycock]

[ guess what? it's everyone's favorite time. it's klaus barges in uninvited and unannounced on dan time! he's just going to appear in the poor guy's hut while he's sleeping, realize he's sleeping, sigh, and take a moment to look and snoop around dan's living quarters.

oh what's that, an empty apo bol? it's a bit unsanitary to leave it lying around. klaus will just feel exasperated at today's unkempt youth and toss it at dan's shoulder. ]